(Source: biebersmugshot)




drunkonfairyblood:

bringingsherlockbach:

Celebrities taking the underground

What fucking subway is this




(Source: raiseusfromperdition)




vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off



cocoablush:

Pink grapefruit margaritas.

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins



dorkmagician:

MAKE YOU SQUART


Eli in the “Mental Shooter”

(Source: ukiss-oppars)





inkstains-and-ennui:


operativesurprise:

iamtiffanyk:

draumbouy:

*whispers* bumper desks

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING.

NO THESE THINGS SUCK. UCONN GOT THEM IN THE NEW BUILDING THEY ARE SATAN’S LITTLE CHARIOTS OF FAILED POTENTIAL

"Satan’s little chariots of failed potential." 
I laughed so hard I started crying