surprisebitch:

plotwistiambritneyspears:

Remember when Britney bought a Beyonce voodoo doll

no chill

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coreydrake:

methhomework:

what did i just read

can u not

vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"



cooldudebro:

mum: its time you got up now and youve got stuff to do dont you dare go back to sleep

me: image



pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:


after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama

i-am-superjohnlocked:

allthingshyper:

the-cunning-fire:

This is just so pleasing to watch. 

THE WITCHCRAFT i COULD DO WITH THIS CANDLE

two types of people




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